[FIC] Of Cows and Cows for gw500

Title: Of Cows and Cows Pairing/Characters: 1x2x1Rating: R/NC-17Warnings/Kinks: Talks of Cow Abuse and Sex. Implied Lemon. silliness and not beta read. AN: Written for gw500 prompt 215-abduction. Sequel to A Cow Dillema"You told us it was a cow!" Shouted the black eyed, black haired boy Duo now knew as Wufei."I thought it was!""But now you tell us it isn't! You said you'd get us a cow! You lied to us!" Quatre, the blond, made teary, disappointed eyes at him."It is a cow! Just... a male cow. And we need a female cow." Duo tried to explain."Cant you tell one from another. You ar an unreliable source of information." said the cute-butt, formally named Heero."They are almost identical! Just that the female cows have... uhn.. something between their legs. And it produces milk."Quatre looked under the bull, "This one has something too!""NO! No, don't touch it! That's.. not it. This is his... um... penis. Cows have breasts.""Oh." Quatre said, listening to everything Duo said, "It's big." he commented, and Trowa (the one antenna man) looked down to see for himself."Um, yeah, sure.""If you can not tell one from another your help is..." started Heero."I can! Just that you insist on doing this during night! It's dark, how am I supposed to see then?! Can't you guys kidnap cows during the day?""But doesn't everyone sleep then?" asked Wufei stupidly."Oh, never mind... "After some talking it was decided that they would try again when it was light. Heero, being the captain, stayed with Duo, while the rest of the crew went to sleep. They were sitting in the cockpit, waiting for the sun to come up completely. Then suddenly Hero asked him a question. "You have mentioned something called 'sexual experiments' what is it?""Oh, yeah, I forgot you guys didn't know what sex is...""'Sex'?""Yeah... mainly it's the way we procreate. You know, a man and a woman, he puts his... penis... in her... some trusting, some grunting, he comes, and poof! Nine months later they have a beautiful, screaming, little human being to take care for for the next 18 years.""Why would we want to do that with a cow? We do not procreate that way.""Then how do you?"Heero told Duo, "Ewwww... man... that's just disgusting!""I still don't see why we would want to do what you described to a cow.""Well, sex in not only to make babies. It's also very pleasurable. And it doesn't have to be between men and woman. I, myself, prefer men, so that would be two males having sex. There can be two females, or all combination of three, four, or more. Some people, they say, also enjoy it with animals, but I think that's just sick. I mean, I'd choose a nice, tight butt any day, than a hairy, smelly goat.""How is it pleasurable? And how is it possible between two man? I thought men and women had different organs."Duo eyed him, then smirked, "I could show you."Heero thought for a moment, "I think that would be the most profitable course of action."And then Duo jumped him. It was almost noon, when Duo, sweaty, but sated, sat back in his seat, naked. "Wow. You aliens sure have stamina."Heero, who was sprawled in his own seat, Head thrown back, looked at Duo with an admiring look on his face. "I think I be addicted to your sex""I'm not complaining man!" Duo grinned, "Just give me some time to recover!"There was a short silence and then... "I have a strange urge to smoke some dried herbs."Duo just laughed.Owari this time? ^___^